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Monday, 25 February 2008

Mummy, Why Does Daddy Look Like A Doughnut?

At the moment, Tesco bakery (bless their little money-grabbing fascist socks) are selling 13 doughnuts for £1. A squid. A pund. I'm gradually working my way through them, with a little help from my friends. After all, I wouldn't like the good SF folks at Orbital in March to think I wasn't as fat as my photo! Ha!

In the words of Arnold J. Rimmer (in the body of Lister), "Let the gorging commence!"

3 comments:

tricky dicky said...

Hey Remic those donuts making that ass a fat one mate!!!!!! Get running and fight that flab

Andy Rem said...

I'm trying, sob, I'm trying, but those donuts, they do keep calling. Daddy, they say. Eat me. I am full of sugar. I will make your belly fat.

Help me. Please. Help.

Right. Off for a pizza......

Franco's Lovechild said...

Mmmmmmmm.... Pizza...