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Sunday, 27 January 2008

Credit Card Fraud

I've been online shopping for about 11 years now with never a problem. However, the other day I received my credit card bill to see some cheeky son of a bitch had spent £1024 at an online makeup outfit. Hey, now I know I ain't pretty, but £1024 of make-up should be enough to cover even Posh Spice's face! The cheek! And so the moral of the story is: don't give your credit card details to online American toy shops for Doodlebop toys for your liccle boys for Christmas!!

Be warned.
I have warned you!


Mark Newton said...

I saw you looking in the window of a make-up store in Nottingham. Later, your cheeks were very rouge.

Don't deny it.

Andy Rem said...

Shit. The secret is out.......