Andy Remic's OLD BLOG: Credit Card Fraud

Sunday 27 January 2008

Credit Card Fraud

I've been online shopping for about 11 years now with never a problem. However, the other day I received my credit card bill to see some cheeky son of a bitch had spent £1024 at an online makeup outfit. Hey, now I know I ain't pretty, but £1024 of make-up should be enough to cover even Posh Spice's face! The cheek! And so the moral of the story is: don't give your credit card details to online American toy shops for Doodlebop toys for your liccle boys for Christmas!!

Be warned.
I have warned you!

2 comments:

Mark Newton said...: I saw you looking in the window of a make-up store in Nottingham. Later, your cheeks were very rouge.

Don't deny it.; 28 January 2008 at 08:09
Andy Remic said...: Shit. The secret is out.......; 28 January 2008 at 10:12

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Credit Card Fraud

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